Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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knock knock come in!

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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