The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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haha Otarts was here

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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cats are pussies

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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