- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

penis?

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

What is black and looks like a person A black person

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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