- Anti Joke

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Who is it?

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken