- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

do you have a wife?

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Your face

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

when debbie meets downer

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

A man penetrates another man.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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