- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

Punching a baby

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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