What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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baloney sandwich

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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I agree

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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Boob

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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