Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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Rebecca Black.

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

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What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

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woman..parallel parking

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what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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