Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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i just wrote this so hard

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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