What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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Rick santorum

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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