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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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