A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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