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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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