- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

"Knock knock." "No."

My Nan, that is all.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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