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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

Of course, first door on your left

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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