Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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elen degeneres is straight....

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"Knock knock." "No."

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A middle-aged white woman is walking toward a building, talking on her cellphone to a friend. She says, "Yes, I can meet you for lunch in a few hours. I have to go to the unemployment office to sign up for benefits. It's going to be horrible. It'll probably be full of black people." Standing in line, she is incredibly uncomfortable and horrified, because there is a black man right behind her, and she is stuck standing next to him for a long time. Finally it's her turn, and she steps up to the counter. The clerk asks her, "And what did you do for a living?" She answers, "I mopped the floors and cleaned the bathroom in a Blockbuster store that closed down." The clerk says, "Fill out this paperwork and take it to window #2." As she turns around, she is once more repulsed by the black man who is standing right there. Now that it's his turn, he steps to the counter, and the clerk asks him, "And what did you do for a living?" He answers, "I was the senior vice president of global strategic development for Eastman Kodak."

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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