Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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i had sex.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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God. God.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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