I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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