WHO WANTS SOW????

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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Why was the woman?

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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kill yourself

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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