Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

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What did the DJ play at the disco? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill? Confused, mind bruised, it seeps out It seeps out, it seeps out Face down, home town looks so grey Looks so grey, looks so grey Convexed you bend, twist and shout Twist and shout, twist and shout Stand up brush off get moving Get moving, get moving What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) Face down, home town, face down, home town Face down, home town, it looks so grey (x4) What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/monster_lyrics_automatic_the.html All about Automatic The: http://www.musictory.com/music/Automatic+The

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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Anti Joke

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