Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM8MQg1bn9y38H8Irhuxx-g

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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