- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

Because she has down's syndrome

Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

WHO WANTS SOW????

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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