How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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