- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

who is awesome? no one...

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

hi penis ham telephone

you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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