What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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Burp

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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My Boyfriend

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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