- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

kill yourself

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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