Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

why is my phone broken i dropped it

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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