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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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