What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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LIFE :(

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