Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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LIFE :(

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Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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