- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

boobs!

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Here's another:

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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