- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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