- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

long in the tooth!

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Women's rights

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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