- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Guess what. Chicken butt.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

A man... walks.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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