- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

learn the ropes?

i have an apple. now suck my dick

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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