A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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