theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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Liverpool City Football Club

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42, that is all

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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A man and his friend are talking. The man says, "You know what's funny? Sometimes you mean to say one thing and you say a completely different thing. Like the other day I wanted to buy a ticket to pittsburgh, but the lady I was buying it from had very large breasts, so I accidentally said 'Can I have a picket to titsburgh?'" And the other guy says, "Yeah, man, it's really funny you say that, the other day I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and I said 'you whore, you ruined my life'"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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