If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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Rebecca Black.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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Winter

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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womens rights.

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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Help I'm being raped!

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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