have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

i lost the game

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

A French man gets into a fight

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

Chuck norris

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Thumbs this up

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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