- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

an athiest walks into a church

Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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