Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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