- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

I was once a hamster.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

I dont have a girlfriend

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??