Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

flavin's head

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

neil likes pube toast

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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