- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

What's the difference between a duck?

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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