- Anti Joke

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

God. God.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?