Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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Xbox One

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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