- Anti Joke

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt