- Anti Joke

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.