Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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