Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

A man makes a sandwich.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Harry Chappell raped someone

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

What? Yes.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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