- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

So I was walking down the road today

Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

Women's Rights.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

your mom died.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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