- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What do you call a black man? Black

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

a jew walks out of a furnace

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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