- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

Obamacare

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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