What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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