- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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