It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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