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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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