womens rights

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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Anti Joke

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