What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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