A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Knock knock

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Where's my tractor?

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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