- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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