Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

Your Mum is soo fat.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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