What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

I am quite mature.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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