- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

guess what what that wasnt it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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