- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

It says so on your cap.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

DEATH.

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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