Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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women's rights.

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Vagina cream... end of story

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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