- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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