- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

long in the tooth!

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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