- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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