- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

women's rights

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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