- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Nickelback.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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