Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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