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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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