- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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