When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Mitt Romney

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

My penis is big... not.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

long in the tooth!

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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