- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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