A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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Your mother is average.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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A duck walks into a convient store and ask the cashier, "You got any bread?". The cashier immediatley responds, "No sorry, we don't sell bread." The next day the duck comes back and asks the same cashier, "You got any bread?" The cashier sighs and responds, "No, we still have no bread." After browsing for about three minutes the duck comes back and asks, "You have any bread?" The cashier, as pissed off as a beached whale, says, "NO! WE WILL NEVER GET ANY FRICKEN BREAD AND IF YOU ASK AGAIN I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THIS COUNTER!" The duck sways his head and looks to the ground, only to look right back at the cashier and ask, "You got any nails." The cashier says, "No." The duck comes back and says, "You got any bread?"

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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