- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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A fish swims up your penis...

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

I grunt when I poop.

kesha is a virgin.

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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