- Anti Joke

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

Well, there's one way...

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.