Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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A horse walks into a barn.

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Knock Knock Who's There Seventeen Thirty Eight I'm like hey what's up hello Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in that door I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll Married to the money, introduced her to my stove Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low She my trap queen, let her hit the bando We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go We just set a goal, talkin' matchin' Lambos Got 56 a gram, prob' a 100 grams though Man, I swear I love her how she work the damn pole Hit the strip club, we be letting bands go Everybody hating, we just call them fans though In love with the money, I ain't never letting go And I get high with my baby (baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah

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