- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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