- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

That's what SHE said!

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

I was Born ready I was born naked.

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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