- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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