What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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Religion.

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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