what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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retard

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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what's black and can't swim?

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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hey John will you make some copies

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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