- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

im at school

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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