- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Knock, Knock ...

Getting up for a black person on a buss

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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