why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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FIONN'S LIFE

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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Church.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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