What do you call a joke with no punchline?

its funny cuz i laughed!

Poop

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Dumb

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

69

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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