- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

im at school

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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