- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

Women's rights.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Nice belt.

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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