I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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