Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Cows are land manatees.

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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drugs.

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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How old is your mom Dead

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DERP

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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