- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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Do your parents know you're gay?

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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