What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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women rights

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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Anthony sucks

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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Women's rights.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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