three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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This statement is false.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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No, Trinidad.

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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