Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

I Raped And Killed A Little Girl Called Zoe. It All Started When I Raped A Girl In Her School, I Always Waited Outside Of Her School in my white van, one day the girl I raped before Zoe confronted me in my white van, I asked her if she wanted to see my puppies in the back of the van, she said yes, I locked her in there, I kidnapped her. The next day that girl Mysteriously Died. Iwonder how? Tee hee hee... The next day Zoe came up to my van, She also said yes about the puppies too! I kidnapped her and raped her. The next day I was rushed to hospital, I was revealed by the doctor I Had Been Diagnosed With HIV, I knew it was from her because she is the only girl I'd raped, So I walked home. When I Was Walking Home, I Was Thinking About How Angry I Was With That Lil' Bitch; I Was Thinking of ways to kill her, when I got home I heard her listen to; Bang Bang~ By Ariana Grande, Nikki Minaj And Jessie J. That Got Me thinking, Ah, that's how I am going to kill her. So I opened my cage and Got my gun out; I killed her. Blood Was Dripping Down from her head, I Grabbed the corpse and put It in my basement, after that I started licking her fanny, Drinking Her pussy juice. Then I drained all of her Blood out of her body and bottled it. After all the draining I had 600,000 Bottles. I Drunk one of them. and may I just say: it was delicious! After that, I went online and sold all the bottles to I.Am.A.Vampire.Com For £1million Pounds!! Man is now mega rich and I brought a slut and fucked her. I Now lift a fucking amazing life because of a vulnerable, Dumb Ass girl called Zoe. Thank you!!!!!

Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Nickleback.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Anti Joke

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