Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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squash squash who squash my ass

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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I'm sn otter

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I've often heard that a room with a million monkeys with a million typewriters, given enough time; would eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. This seems to suggest that if something has an extremely low chance of happening, it will still eventually happen if enough attempts are made. However, I feel that the aforementioned scenario, given enough time to play out, would only result in a room full of dead monkeys. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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weston cage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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