- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

whats polish and black a polish black person

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Me Neither.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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