How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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How come grilled cheese?

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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