- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

hey hey apple

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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