Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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