- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

I bet you read this. Told ya.

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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