- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

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