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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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Jews

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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