Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

An Asian man fails a math test

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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