Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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