Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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69 :)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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