- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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