- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Womens Rights

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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