- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

I bet you read this. Told ya.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

THE END.

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

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