- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock ...

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

What does water taste like? Water

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

what did the farmer do? plant

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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