- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

What did the fish say after he

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

What's an Anti Joke?

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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