Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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Banana Hamock.

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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A man walks into a bar with a pack of Marlboros and promptly starts to light a cigarette. The bartender rushes over to stop him. "Hey! We don't allow smoking in here chump! Take it outside." The man replies with a big grin on his face. "Oh no sir. These ain't no ordinary cigarettes. My granddad gave me this pack a decade ago on his death bed." He pulls it out and shows the bartender 19 stale smokes. "He told me that any who took a single drag off any of them would have their biggest wish come true." the man recalled. The bartender had a perplexed look on his face and yelled "What the f*** are you talking about? Get out of here before I curb check your a**!" The man was then hastily escorted out by security. He then died 4 days later from autoerotic asphyxiation.

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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Anti Joke

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