Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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how did the man die he didnt

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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How are cars made? By magic.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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