- Anti Joke

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

The Earth is a nice place to live.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Lil Wayne's rapping career

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!