- Anti Joke

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy